murderbomb

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sarahlestrange:

Emma Stone in Zombieland.

Normally I love Emma Stone. She’s gorgeous in Superbad. But this stupid bitch decided she to take her sister to an amusement park during a zombie outbreak in the middle of the night, turn on ALL THE AMUSEMENT PARK LIGHTS, then act surprised when the zombies show up. Less stupid characters in 2010, pls.

sarahlestrange:

Emma Stone in Zombieland.

Normally I love Emma Stone. She’s gorgeous in Superbad. But this stupid bitch decided she to take her sister to an amusement park during a zombie outbreak in the middle of the night, turn on ALL THE AMUSEMENT PARK LIGHTS, then act surprised when the zombies show up. Less stupid characters in 2010, pls.

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