murderbomb

I am a pragmatic prevaricator, with a propensity for oratorical seniority, which is too pleonastical to be expeditiously assimilated by any of your unequivocal veracities.

Nothing is going to change in 2010.

disjectamembra:

sectum-sempra:brendaurie:hippocrick:vaginismus:karmasabitch:tamburina:

All your problems won’t magically disappear on January 1st. So stop saying “I hope 2010 will be amazing.” It really is up to you.

**bullshit!  magic is real.  uh hogwarts….need i say more?  that’s a real place, it’s magical.  so…if i want my problems to magically disappear they will.

i’ve got a wand.

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